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Stamp: It would be the Germans, too by 8manderz8 Stamp: It would be the Germans, too by 8manderz8
*Edit Might want to add that "earth" could easily be substituted for "entire universe" in this stamp. ;)

Prehistoric siltstone phallus, the world's oldest sex toy. 30,000 years old, served as a dildo and a fire starter. Awesome.

This quote is from an image featured on the Global Secular Humanist Movement page on facebook.

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Paulthored Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Bull. Feces.

Psalm 90:4 & 2 Peter 3:8 both point out that the passage of time is Variable for GOD.

Psalm 90:4---"4For a thousand years in Your sight Are like yesterday when it passes by, Or as a watch in the night."

2 Peter 3:8---"8But do not let this one fact escape your notice, beloved, that with the Lord one day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years like one day."

One man in the old testament lived for over a thousand years. 365 times 1,000 times 1,000 equals, 365,000,000 years that could have passed. (days in year X years in one day X years lived=365 million years )

And all this is just from one life lived, if you go by the exact "blind idiot" literal interpretation of the bible. not something most Christians I know will do.
Knalljaas Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Learning something new every day.... :XD: YAY! :D
TraumaChick777 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Damn it... now I'm in a conflict....

...are flutes or sex toys my favorite prehistoric invention? XD
8manderz8 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD Hard decision to make there!
EotenHazel Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

No wait, this explains everything. Sex = creation = oh my le gawd its teh proffs dat godzorz exist.

The universe was created somewhere in Germany in 28,000 BC when God had sex with a rock. It explains so much.

...such as why all the "White Christian Fundamentalists" seem to be closet-skinheads, but let's not go there. :doh:

libbyrust Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013   Digital Artist
LMAO! It would be the Germans. Gotta love those guys! :heart:
libbyrust Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013   Digital Artist
Lol, I just noticed the title. Awesome. XD
Exodvs Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I</> believe that God instigated the big bang trillions of years ago and put man on earth dozens of thousands of years ago.
8manderz8 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting considering the universe as we know it is only 13.7 billion years old, not trillions. Additionally, do you have evidence that supports your "God put man on earth dozens of thousands of years ago" idea? I should like to see how your idea holds up against the overwhelming evidence for evolution.
MadamMichi Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's just the devil trying to fool us...obviously
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