Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
×




Details

Submitted on
June 13, 2012
Image Size
27.6 KB
Resolution
99×56
Link
Thumb
Embed

Stats

Views
866
Favourites
71 (who?)
Comments
49
Downloads
5
×
Stamp: It would be the Germans, too by 8manderz8 Stamp: It would be the Germans, too by 8manderz8
*Edit Might want to add that "earth" could easily be substituted for "entire universe" in this stamp. ;)

Prehistoric siltstone phallus, the world's oldest sex toy. 30,000 years old, served as a dildo and a fire starter. Awesome.

This quote is from an image featured on the Global Secular Humanist Movement page on facebook.


BG: [link]
Temp: [link]


:pointr:Click here for ALL of my Stamps
:pointr:Click here for Religious Stamps
:pointr:Click here for Political Stamps
Add a Comment:
 
:iconpaulthored:
Paulthored Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Bull. Feces.

Psalm 90:4 & 2 Peter 3:8 both point out that the passage of time is Variable for GOD.

Psalm 90:4---"4For a thousand years in Your sight Are like yesterday when it passes by, Or as a watch in the night."

2 Peter 3:8---"8But do not let this one fact escape your notice, beloved, that with the Lord one day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years like one day."

One man in the old testament lived for over a thousand years. 365 times 1,000 times 1,000 equals, 365,000,000 years that could have passed. (days in year X years in one day X years lived=365 million years )

And all this is just from one life lived, if you go by the exact "blind idiot" literal interpretation of the bible. not something most Christians I know will do.
Reply
:iconsin-and-love:
sin-and-love Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
Theistic evolution:

Because We are able to see celestial bodies further away than 6,000 light years (less than 1/4 our galaxy's radius), Darwin himself was never an atheist in the first place, and our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ made a point to the pharisees of not interpreting the holy scriptures literally.
Reply
:iconpaulthored:
Paulthored Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
Confused ???-evolution???

Not sure where you were going with this, but thanks for agreeing with me, I guess?

:peace::)~:confuzzled: 
Reply
:iconsin-and-love:
sin-and-love Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
I was pointing out the existence of a middle ground between the stubbornness of creationism and the emptiness of atheism.
Reply
:iconknalljaas:
Knalljaas Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Learning something new every day.... :XD: YAY! :D
Reply
:icontraumachick777:
TraumaChick777 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Damn it... now I'm in a conflict....




...are flutes or sex toys my favorite prehistoric invention? XD
Reply
:icon8manderz8:
8manderz8 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD Hard decision to make there!
Reply
:iconeotenhazel:
EotenHazel Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

No wait, this explains everything. Sex = creation = oh my le gawd its teh proffs dat godzorz exist.


The universe was created somewhere in Germany in 28,000 BC when God had sex with a rock. It explains so much.



...such as why all the "White Christian Fundamentalists" seem to be closet-skinheads, but let's not go there. :doh:

Reply
:iconlibbyrust:
libbyrust Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013   Digital Artist
LMAO! It would be the Germans. Gotta love those guys! :heart:
Reply
:iconlibbyrust:
libbyrust Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013   Digital Artist
Lol, I just noticed the title. Awesome. XD
Reply
Add a Comment: