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Stamp: It would be the Germans, too by 8manderz8 Stamp: It would be the Germans, too by 8manderz8
*Edit Might want to add that "earth" could easily be substituted for "entire universe" in this stamp. ;)

Prehistoric siltstone phallus, the world's oldest sex toy. 30,000 years old, served as a dildo and a fire starter. Awesome.

This quote is from an image featured on the Global Secular Humanist Movement page on facebook.


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:iconangelicavonanarchy:
AngelicaVonAnarchy Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Professional General Artist
I love this x) some people are so ignorant about the universe, honestly it's not just creationist either! It's so frustrating sometimes...
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oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
..... "prehistoric Germans invented sex toys" this is offensive even if it's the truth, it's still weird why would you include that fact in there.......
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Paulthored Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014
Bull. Feces.

Psalm 90:4 & 2 Peter 3:8 both point out that the passage of time is Variable for GOD.

Psalm 90:4---"4For a thousand years in Your sight Are like yesterday when it passes by, Or as a watch in the night."

2 Peter 3:8---"8But do not let this one fact escape your notice, beloved, that with the Lord one day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years like one day."

One man in the old testament lived for over a thousand years. 365 times 1,000 times 1,000 equals, 365,000,000 years that could have passed. (days in year X years in one day X years lived=365 million years )

And all this is just from one life lived, if you go by the exact "blind idiot" literal interpretation of the bible. not something most Christians I know will do.
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sin-and-love Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
Theistic evolution:

Because We are able to see celestial bodies further away than 6,000 light years (less than 1/4 our galaxy's radius), Darwin himself was never an atheist in the first place, and our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ made a point to the pharisees of not interpreting the holy scriptures literally.
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Paulthored Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
Confused ???-evolution???

Not sure where you were going with this, but thanks for agreeing with me, I guess?

:peace::)~:confuzzled: 
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sin-and-love Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
I was pointing out the existence of a middle ground between the stubbornness of creationism and the emptiness of atheism.
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oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014
you understand on the ground of creationism and atheism, but on the art here, why the heck would she include that fact in there on the stamp, out of the millions of facts that can be included in there, it had to be dildos......
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sin-and-love Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
Because this fact is also funny.
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:iconoblivionartcraft132:
oblivionartcraft132 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
but still.....
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sin-and-love Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
She's already made plenty of pretty good political arguments, so I think she's earned the right to sacrafice how good one particular argument is for the sake of humor.
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Knalljaas Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Learning something new every day.... :XD: YAY! :D
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TraumaChick777 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Damn it... now I'm in a conflict....




...are flutes or sex toys my favorite prehistoric invention? XD
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD Hard decision to make there!
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EotenHazel Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

No wait, this explains everything. Sex = creation = oh my le gawd its teh proffs dat godzorz exist.


The universe was created somewhere in Germany in 28,000 BC when God had sex with a rock. It explains so much.



...such as why all the "White Christian Fundamentalists" seem to be closet-skinheads, but let's not go there. :doh:

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Libberachi Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013   Digital Artist
LMAO! It would be the Germans. Gotta love those guys! :heart:
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Libberachi Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013   Digital Artist
Lol, I just noticed the title. Awesome. XD
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Exodvs Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I</> believe that God instigated the big bang trillions of years ago and put man on earth dozens of thousands of years ago.
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting considering the universe as we know it is only 13.7 billion years old, not trillions. Additionally, do you have evidence that supports your "God put man on earth dozens of thousands of years ago" idea? I should like to see how your idea holds up against the overwhelming evidence for evolution.
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MadamMichi Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's just the devil trying to fool us...obviously
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD
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midsneypixels Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BUT MASTRBASHIN IZ A SIN!!!!1!!
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:noes:
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midsneypixels Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:nuu:
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silverybeast Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012   General Artist
This stamp just made my day :XD:
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha XD I'm glad to hear that!
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t-subgenius Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012
Wow, thats a great way to light one type of fire and extinguish another :)

Actually Im glad that you posted a link to the article. I cant say that its surprising that they found an ancient sex toy, but its still a fascinating find. Given its dual purpose, I think it says something about the openness of that group that made/used it. Either that or it was a the equivalent of a gag gift from 30k years ago :)
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:XD: Haha, you're right! And yay, I thought it was pretty interesting as well! Makes you think, closed-mindedness to sexuality just doesn't seem natural when you find things like these.
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lucas420 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg that old dildo is the fucking best
even if i am religious i find this stamp humourus. [sp?]
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:)
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Genus-Rattus Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Pure German ingenuity. I love it!
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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Mephistophilez Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012   Traditional Artist
Damn, a dildo AND a fire starter? What a great concept. After you're done you can use it to light up a cigarette! Or use it for lighting a fire to set the mood beforehand (haha, before hand...). Love that German ingenuity. Maybe creationists are just jealous not only because they probably can't use such awesome inventions, but they also can't come up with anything creative, fun, and useful themselves. Oh the irony that the most close minded people in the world are called "creationists"!
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha I know right! That's creative as hell! :XD:
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Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012
Damn, the prehistoric germans were kinky. :lol:
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:icon8manderz8:
8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle:
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Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012
*now imagines German stone age porn*
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:icon8manderz8:
8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha!
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Greatkingrat88 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
Ja, ja, jaaaa!
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Blackwidina Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Well. Those German fellas really knew how to get their woman's fire going, ifyaknowwhatimean.
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:icon8manderz8:
8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol! :rofl:
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Dametora Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
Creationists make me laugh.
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle: Same, heh!
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:iconoperia:
Operia Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:clap:
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RagingSalamence Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Student General Artist
The thing is: HUMANITY itself is about 100000 years old! :lol:
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:icon8manderz8:
8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:giggle:
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Supyloco Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
200,000. But yeah.
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liferaven Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Student General Artist
ah, those germans. I hear they have great quality products :iconhurrplz:
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:icon8manderz8:
8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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Starlow-FTW Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
No, we don't. xD It only involves the Earth.

I think the universe could very well be billions and billions of years old. Who knows?
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8manderz8 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
In that case, maybe I should change it to, "Creationists believe that the earth was created 22,000 years after prehistoric Germans invented sex toys." :lol:
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