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Stamp: It would be the Germans, too by 8manderz8 Stamp: It would be the Germans, too by 8manderz8
*Edit Might want to add that "earth" could easily be substituted for "entire universe" in this stamp. ;)

Prehistoric siltstone phallus, the world's oldest sex toy. 30,000 years old, served as a dildo and a fire starter. Awesome.

This quote is from an image featured on the Global Secular Humanist Movement page on facebook.


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TraumaChick777 Oct 16, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Damn it... now I'm in a conflict....




...are flutes or sex toys my favorite prehistoric invention? XD
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8manderz8 Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD Hard decision to make there!
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EotenHazel Aug 8, 2013  Student Traditional Artist

No wait, this explains everything. Sex = creation = oh my le gawd its teh proffs dat godzorz exist.


The universe was created somewhere in Germany in 28,000 BC when God had sex with a rock. It explains so much.



...such as why all the "White Christian Fundamentalists" seem to be closet-skinheads, but let's not go there. :doh:

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libbyrust Mar 29, 2013   Digital Artist
LMAO! It would be the Germans. Gotta love those guys! :heart:
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libbyrust Mar 29, 2013   Digital Artist
Lol, I just noticed the title. Awesome. XD
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Exodvs Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I</> believe that God instigated the big bang trillions of years ago and put man on earth dozens of thousands of years ago.
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8manderz8 Mar 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting considering the universe as we know it is only 13.7 billion years old, not trillions. Additionally, do you have evidence that supports your "God put man on earth dozens of thousands of years ago" idea? I should like to see how your idea holds up against the overwhelming evidence for evolution.
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MadamMichi Jan 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That's just the devil trying to fool us...obviously
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8manderz8 Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol XD
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midsneypixels Aug 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BUT MASTRBASHIN IZ A SIN!!!!1!!
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